RIVER RATZ BLOG

River Ratz Gone Wild

king5088 — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 14:42:12 +0000

The only thing better than camping and toobing on a lazy river is camping and toobing naked. www.RiverRatzOnline.com is the only website on the planet that is dedicated to all things tubing. Destinations, links, drinking laws, local ordinances … inner tubes …oh yeah … and photos! Galleries are updated each month of fellow toobers enjoying our rivers. Here’s a taste of our latest River Ratz Gone Wild gallery:

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More River Ratz Photo Galleries

king5088 — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 14:31:07 +0000

Hey folks.

Be sure to check out the website for another month of awesome photo galleries.If you wanna see all the galleries, come see us at www.RiverRatzOnline.com Meanwhile, here’s a taste of the latest River Ratz Bikini Babes:

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Naches River Float

king5088 — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 14:17:01 +0000

Hey all. We just found out about a new float trip in Texas. The folks in Evadale just finished their annual River Rat Roundup float on the Neches River. I’m sure they had an awesome time They’re too close to Louisiana to not know how to party. Be sure and put this one on your bucket list. And if you ever get to Evadale, be sure and give Jacob a shout out for me.

Charlie

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River Ratz is Full Steam into Another Awesome Toobing Season

king5088 — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 15:44:54 +0000

Hey all.

Wow … flooding in the north, drought in the south … but still an awesome summer! I hope you all are checking out the website. We’ve got some great photos. Here’s a sample:

The campsites have been amazing. Some folks wait until Spring Break to party like this. But the river is like Spring Break every weekend!!! Woo hoo …. what a great sport!

And don’t forget the River Ratz Gone Wild!

Hey. We all love toobing. The girls are awesome … the crowds are fun … the water’s cold as hell but so is the beer. River Ratz is more than hot babes having fun on the river. There’s more than 600 links to toobing sites all over the world. There’s even a link to float the Jordan River in Israel! You won’t find a more complete list anywhere!

But hey … there’s more! Drinking laws for all 50 states. Rules, regulations, campsites, a calendar of events for toobers all across the country, a shopping cart section selling everything from toobs and waterproof pouches to Jello shot containers and squirt guns….

RiverRatzOnline is the most complete tubing site anywhere on the planet. You can’t be a toober and not check out this website!

This site was developed by me and my friends and family because we’re River Ratz and we wanted a website as awesome as the sport. We all hope you enjoy!

Charlie

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RIVER RATZ TUBES, TOOBS, AND GEAR FOR YOUR RIVER TUBING TRIP

king5088 — Sat, 21 May 2011 15:36:06 +0000

Hey all. Check out the River Ratz website for your one stop shopping where you can find everything from toobs and qaterproof cases to squirt guns and water canons to beer bongs and drinking accessories, mardi Gras beads and Jello shot containers…if you need it … we got it!

54″ River Tube

Russian Roulette Beer Bong (holds 6 drinks … wow)

Igloo Icy Tunes Radio Cooler.

Find everything you need for your toobing trip at:

http://shop.riverratzonline.com/

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This Will Be A Great Year

king5088 — Sat, 21 May 2011 15:24:02 +0000

Last year we had a blast, didn’t you? This year is going to be even better. Check out this preview of our newest River Ratz Gone Wild photo galleries:

And this is just a preview folks. Be sure to check out all the River Ratz Gone Wild at the River Ratz website

http://www.RiverRatzOnline.com/Photos/photos.htm

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Another Season

king5088 — Sat, 21 May 2011 15:15:10 +0000

Hey fellow River Ratz. Are you all as ready as I am? The season starts Memorial Day, but you crazy toobers are already on the river. The awesome photos are already coming in. Here’s a sneak peek at the new galleries in our photo sections:

Check out all the hotties at the River ratz Bikini Babes photo galleries.

www.RiverRatzOnline.com/Photos/photos.htm

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Wet Tee Shirt Contest

king5088 — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:42:06 +0000

Hey Ratz. Wow … the wet tee shirt contest at Tugboat Marina was awesome. Be sure to check out the photos on the River Ratz Shack page. What a busy couple of weeks ahead. We have a barbecue cookoff Labor Day weekend … plus … you know how busy the river is on the holidays. I can’t believe it’s the end of the season for most of us already.

But we’re not stopping. We have the River Ratz Raft Race the weekend after Labor Day. It looks like it’s gonna be fantastic. The world famous River Ratz floating stripper pole will be there with the winner of the wet tee shirt contest riding with us. (Of course we’ll let other ladies on too)

Check back often. There’s lots going on.

Charlie

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HEY RATZ

king5088 — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:58:20 +0000

One more week till the wet tee shirt contest. The world famous River Ratz floating stripper pole will be there, so expect some great photos to be posted on www.riverratzonline.com
There’s some great photos on the site now, along with over 500 links to campgrounds and tubing outfitters all over the US and in more than 25 foreign countries.
Ya gotta check it out!

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RIVER RATZ BLOG IS BACK!

king5088 — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 13:46:21 +0000

Hey all.

I got on the website to check the blog, but whatever I did made it disappear. (This was a Monday morning after a crazy weekend).